Wednesday, January 20, 2010

If you can believe it, the hills are even more alive...

...with the sound of wheezing and cussing.

Team in Training got real tonight. If you think last week's hill workout sounded fun, this one was a doozy. Exactly seven days ago our coaches sought to instill in us a respect for the hills we'll inevitably have to conquer and to better equip our bodies for those upward surges that come out of nowhere. Having mastered the basics, tonight was about pushing ourselves to the limit and seeing just how fast we could propel ourselves uphill. Awesome. The workout was structured a little something like this:
  • Run slightly uphill at a fast pace for a distance equivalent to about one city block.
  • At the point where the incline really starts to steepen, haul ass as fast as friggin' possible for another three city blocks.
  • Recover back down to the starting point for the total four blocks.
(Preceded and followed, of course, by a mile-plus warm-up/cool-down).

We did this 6 times. I gotta say, despite the pained looks on our faces as we launched into the final stretch of each uphill sprint, it was actually a blast. First, the weather more than cooperated; it was a balmy 45+ degrees in Central Park tonight (leaving me slightly overheated in my two top layers and gloves). Secondly, we had an extra element of competition. In my haiku collection last week (I love saying that), I alluded (in five syllables) to "a new friend" joining us at practice and giving me a literal run for my money on the road. He (Dimitry) was back tonight to ignite my competitive ridiculousness.

MOREOVER, some total rando named Paul showed up and
completely schooled every single one of us. He told us that he'd only run one marathon before and did it in 3:06. WTF. More than a few four-letter words were uttered as we ate Paul's dust. And then we found out that, contrary to public belief tonight, Paul wasn't a friend of our running buddy Junior's (like we all thought). He was a complete stranger who found his way into a TNT practice and made all of us look like old ladies. Somewhere around the fifth go-around he just disappeared into the night. Maybe he's a unicorn.

The workout tonight will doubtlessly come in handy this weekend for the half-marathon, as we'll be facing the brutal Harlem Hill not once but twice over the course of the 13.1 miles. Janneke, Carey, Ren, and Junior are all racing and I'm very glad that there will be some familiar faces in the crowd. As I wrap this entry up and head to bed, I'm left to wonder: will the complimentary race t-shirt be as insanely yellow as the one we got for the Fred Lebow Classic? We'll find out this weekend, dear bloggers.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Things Celeste Does When She's Sick and Bored and Can't Run


Or reasons why we should never leave Celeste with a computer:

It's Sim Celeste and Sim Scott!
Sim Celeste is already rocking the post-marathon body. Sidenote: the Sims are racist against curly hairdos. Sim Scott is wearing tight pants. And a combover.

Since Real Celeste couldn't go running, Sim Celeste hit the treadmill.

"What is that crazy young lady doing?!"

Um. WTF someone died at the gym. Sim Celeste heads immediately to the bar. I kid you not, an uncontrolled Sim Celeste went straight for the bar to mix a drink at every opportunity.

Alright, let's take it outside! Looking good Sim Celeste! You go girl!

Hand over the cheeseburger, kid.

This is the thought bubble for "spa". Again, I kid you not, every ten seconds Sim Celeste's "want" was "Go to Day Spa".

That's not running, Sim Celeste! Alright girl, go on with your bad self.

Um...yeaaaaah. So. Right. This flu thing and not running has clearly taken a toll on my sanity. I'm feeling almost up to snuff. Hopefully my chest will be clear tomorrow and I can enjoy the balmy 45 degree weather with a long park run! I've got a lot of catching up to do! Let's pretend this post never happened, okay? Kthx.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Worth it but painful...after.

That about sums up today's 13-miler. The weather was perfect, the park was packed, and I was exhausted from going out a little too late. I probably wasn't in peak physical shape but chugged along comfortably and felt great...until an hour later.

A GChat Interlude with Mom

me: Whew I am sore.
Jamie: you should be - who told you to stay out all night
was that part of the training schedule

And again, Mom keeps it real. Celeste and I are on the couch watching Modern Family and Project Runway. And then I'm going to bed. Again.

To Run or Not to Run?

At 7:45 a.m. having been out until 2:00 a.m., that is the question.
Yes, banana. I think I shall.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Haiti

If you have not done so already, please donate to the Haiti relief effort.



Wednesday, January 13, 2010

The Whooping Cough and the Willow Tree: Haiku Collection

A fire in my chest
I traded hills for some pills
Tylenol is good

Crying in the night
I can't open the child cap
Just want some 'tussin

Kylie Minogue sang
I'm burning up baby, yeah
Thermometer climbs

The road forgets me
But my soul is in my soles
Sad, the leafless tree.