Adventures in Carb-Loading: The Tale of My First Half-Marathon

I've posted the results already, so I guess this is like reading a book when you've peeked at the last line before starting. And all the middle school overachievers out there, I know you know what I'm talking about. Though I spent the bulk of the 48 hours prior to it slightly freaking out, the Manhattan Half-Marathon was a really great experience. Most importantly, the souvenir race t-shirt was far more stylish than the yellow number we got at the Fred Lebow 5-miler.

I kid, I kid.

For your reading pleasure, here's something of a rough timeline of the weekend in which I lost my half-marathon virginity.

Friday, January 22

7:00 p.m. Leave the office energized for Sunday's race and excited to enjoy a (moderate) Friday night in Manhattan for the first time in a long while.
8:12 p.m. Whilst changing clothes, look in the mirror and tell myself that I am not going to get fucked up tonight.
9:00 p.m. Order a bottle of wine at dinner with Talya (confidant and co-worker extraordinaire).
10:15 p.m. E'er'body in the club gettin' tipsy...
10:32 p.m. Beers at a dive on Avenue A. Just a beer. NBD, okay?
4:30 a.m. It's 4:30? What race? Sunday? Pizza!

Saturday, January 23

9:45 a.m. Waking up, wonder why my shoes are still on?
10:35 a.m. Sans shower on an uptown A train trying to make it to a Team in Training special event to learn more about the really incredible work of the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society.
10:47 a.m. The subway doors close at 59th Street. The conductor announces, "Next stop: 125th Street." The event is in the West 70's. Fuck.
10:53 a.m. In Harlem, catch first possible downtown A train back to 59th Street.
11:00 a.m. Grab a cab at Columbus Circle and dash uptown.
12:00 p.m. Inspired and moved by the words of LLS staffers, cancer survivors (some who've become marathoners), and supporters. Decide to walk across Central Park to take in the gorgeous spring-like weather rather than hop a bus to pick up my bib and D-Tag (a chip for race scoring).
12:03 p.m. In front of the Museum of Natural History, freak out that previous night's excess debauchery will screw up my running ability tomorrow. Mom calms me down.
1:00 p.m. Self-reflection and gorging at a bagel joint near New York Road Runners headquarters post-pickup.
4:30 p.m. Afternoon oatmeal, obvi.
9:30 p.m. Convinced to make a quick appearance in the West Village at a birthday celebration. Pick up a massive plate of pasta and bring it on the subway to a friend's apartment. Devour said platter and eat the entire loaf of bread. Friends look at me repulsed.
10:35 p.m. Cab it home.
11:40 p.m. Text Janneke and ask her to call me in the morning to help me wake up. She asks me why I'm still awake. Good point, Janneke.
12:00 a.m. PASS OUT.

Sunday, January 24

6:15 a.m. Wake up. The sun has yet to rise over New York City and baby I'm ready to run. Two pieces of toast, some water, and half an oatmeal raisin PowerBar.
6:35 a.m. Janneke texts. Yep, I'm awake! No, I didn't drink last night.
6:42 a.m. Friend Carly who's also running texts to check that I'm awake. Friends know me a little too well.
7:00 a.m. Good luck call from Mom and Dad.
7:20 a.m. Um, still in my apartment. Shit.
7:35 a.m. Having sped uptown in a cab, finally make it to Central Park. Find Janneke.
7:45 a.m. Too much water at breakfast; really need to take a leak; porta-potty lines WAY too long.
7:47 a.m. Pee on a tree near the starting line.
8:00 a.m. Much better rendition of the national anthem. Alone in my corral, hear the horn.
8:00:40-something a.m. Thanks to crowd congestion, finally reach the starting line.
Mile 1: Keeping Coach Christine's advice in mind to start out comfortably and ease into a race pace, freak out as a ton of my corral-packers dart ahead and past me. Eating their dust, worry that I'm going too slow.
Mile 2: Bang out a sub-7:00 minute mile.
Mile 3: Remember that Christine and the coaches know way more than I do. Fuck the people who are literally huffing and puffing as they sprint this early in the game. Slow down, get my shit together, and enjoy the perfect brisk morning air.
Mile 4: Having spilled water and gatorade on self at two beverage stations, make my way up the dreaded Harlem Hill slightly soggy and very determined. Remember that I'm going to have to do this bitch again at mile 9. Overhear a coach remind some of his runners that the West Side hill work isn't complete.
Miles 5-7: Very glad to be within earshot of this mysterious running guru who dispenses sage advice and encouragement to his team members. Contemplate thanking him on reaching the halfway mark. Realize he and his runners probably think I'm creepy for hanging onto them.
Mile 8: Coach Steve's voice comes into my head. The strategy we discussed was to take the first 8 at a comfortable pace and haul ass for the last 5. Bye bye, guru and new friends who never looked at me.
Mile 9: Well, hello, Harlem Hill; we meet again.As I watch some of the people who passed me at the start struggle up the incline, I'm proud of myself that I've got energy to push it. Slowest mile but whatever.
Mile 10: Get through the remaining Western hills. Feeling friggin' awesome. Very thankful to have taken Christine and Steve's advice. Continue to pass some of those people from the beginning.
Mile 11: Excitedly spot teammate Junior. We run together for about a mile. He introduces me to the game of fishing. You spot a runner ahead of you and haul ass until you pass. Then you find your next target and continue. Nice change of pace; ease comfortably to sub-6:50.
Miles 12-13: Pushing it really hard. Really, really hard. Trying to make up the lost time on Harlem Hill.
Mile 13.1: Turning the corner on 72nd Street, the finish line comes into sight. Pound the pavement for the last tenth of a mile. I did it. In one hour, thirty-three minutes, and thirty-two seconds, I ran the Manhattan Half.
9:46 a.m. Literally devour my free bagel in six or seven bites.
9:50 a.m. Pose for some pictures with the TNT gang and cheer on the rest of the "purple people." Excited to find Lindsay and appreciative she came out to support.
11:59 p.m. Post-half-marathon and post-Lady Gaga concert at Radio City, fall asleep feeling like a runner and thankful to live in New York City.